Lessons for Dad

In the span of an hour while Jenny was out shopping with Eli for a birthday gift for his best friend, I learned two things:
1. A toilet that markets itself as able to flush a dozen golf balls can not flush a 2/3 used roll of toilet paper still on the cardboard roll (thanks, Liam)
2. A four-year old who hasn't peed in several hours jumping on the couch is bound to have an accident...on the couch (thanks, Nate)